I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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