wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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