Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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