My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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