Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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