sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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