the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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