So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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