we have pet lesbian snakes
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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