Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
