I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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