wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
