Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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