absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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