have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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