My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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