Those balls look pretty dangerous.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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