SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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