My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
