My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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