He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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