do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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