No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How does it feel to date your dad?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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