this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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