you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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