Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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