Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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