lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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