Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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