did you get engaged???
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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