they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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