shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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