Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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