3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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