I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When are your genitals available?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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