Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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