what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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