sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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