i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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