she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
