Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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