I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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