Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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