why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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