That's intense
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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