Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
