Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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