id be glad to
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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