Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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