i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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