Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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