Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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