If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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