Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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