we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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