What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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