I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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