that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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