By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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