One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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