I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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