I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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