hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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