Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
